How Coffee Affects Your Brain

Enjoy this informative video about coffee that uses an incredible amount of large words to make a seemly simple point. Be warned, you may learn something.


Just when you thought videos of goats singing were gone, I present to you GOATSTEP!  Check it!

Answering Wrong Numbers

Jay will answer unknown phone numbers. Because he likes to live DANGEROUSLY.

Before They Were Famous

Video clips of 25 Actors before they ever made millions of dollars.

Kicking a Beer Bottle Open

Anyone can open a beer bottle with their hands, but can you kick the cap off your beer?

Gordon Ramsay: How to Cook the Perfect Steak

Gordon Ramsay shows you how to cook a perfect steak in just a couple minutes and makes it look easy.

The Best Trained Dog You’ll See Today

My dog can’t do one of these tricks. This is quite impressive, all he has to learn to do if fetch a beer.

Siberian Husky arguing

He does as he is told most of the time, but every now and then he likes to rebel.

Happy Gilmore In Action

Wait for it…it’s worth it!

Measuring Your Dumbness With A Ruler

This week on Distort, we are measuring how slow (and dumb) humans are, in centimeters.