“Pompous Albert is an office cat who rules with an iron fist. He acts as the CEO and head of HR so his authority is unmatched. His International fame has attributed to his ‘pompousness.’ Last week I was running late, two minutes late, but late is late in Albert’s world. When I walked in I was praying that Albert wouldn’t see me. That was wishful thinking as I rounded the corner, there he was. Glaring at me and giving me that Pompous look. I knew he was upset so I headed straight to my desk and got busy. The end result was making up the two minutes I was late. I punched out at 5:02.” *Warning: launguage*- because who wouldn’t cuss a little under your breath if you saw this cat?