I’ve never had to do something like this, but I am happy to know this is not the best way to do it if ever I find myself in this predicament.
James Hill performs at Uke Fest 2010 (Yes, Uke Fest is a real thing).
It has grazing areas with seeds planted to grow as the weather gets better, a pool for him to drink/swim about in, visitors center and the Jurassic Park Gates.
That Had To Hurt: Kanye West Walks Into A Pole Trying To Avoid Paparazzi With Kim! *explicit language*